Alabama Love
Alabama knows how to party, Alabama knows how to party
With your sister or your brother, with your uncle or your mother
With your grandma or your cousin, with your father, father or daughter
Alabama Lovin' Just keep it in the family, Alabama Lovin' Keep it in the family
Yo let me welcome every family to this wild wild sex
In a state that's notorious for its incest
A simple drink of moonshine gets you feelin' that buzz
So pack a rubber for your jimmy cause its time to get loved
We keep our sunshine smiles with ... masses in union
In the state where you find the best dates at family reunions
And pimpin' nieces is the mission to be gettin' the greens
You will see what I mean when I say we're sex fiends
I've been in this state for 10 years bangin my fam
Ever since my relatives bought that video cam
Now its 2009, and they kiss me and hug me
Heinies shinin' lookin' like I robbed a bowling ball factory
Its all good from the north border down to pheonix
Anything with a vag, loves anything with a penis
Sound a mating call, or hold up an empty jelly tub
We're all puttin' it down for Alabama Love
Alabama knows how to party, Alabama knows knows how to party
With your sister or your brother, with your uncle or your mother
With your grandma or your cousin, with your father, father or your daughter
Just keep it in the family Out on bail, fresh outta jail Alabama dreamin'
Soon as I stepped out I hear my cousin Annie screamin'
Fiending for a willy and some alcohol
The life of a family player in a fresh pair of overalls
Only in Alabama or maybe kentucky,
can I go to baby showers and everybody wanna fuck me
Dressed in plad and blue jeans and ride is what we do
Tossin' salad more than what you'll find in the homemade food
Famous cause we take it in the anus statewide
Let em recognize a member of their family and fantisize
bumpin' and grinding like a ho-down its phoenix side yo
You know the girls of the family won't bow down to outside folks
Say what you wanna say but give me that video camera from uncle dave
Let me serenade my aunt betty in the sheets today
From Michael Bolton to Elvis to Kenny G
So many songs can be so damn sexy
Family is where we put the mack down, Alabama Love
Lucky that this slim hat fits me like a glove
Today I had my aunt betty and my cousin thelma lou
And tonight I'll put the moves on my younger daughter too
And my madre's madre, and her uncle's second cousin
Everybody gets a chance when its Alabama lovin'
Across the border there's no other state but kentucky again
Thats so down with imbreeding like its a dying wish
But in Alabama we're not down with Bestiality
Real people make a better lay when consensual at least
And in trailer parks orgies are known to exist
No other state has kindergarden kids so premiscuous