DATA TRANSFER

by Professor Wenis

Spread em' like a spreadsheet
Let's get your cooling fans hot
Turn my floppy to a hard disk
and let's put it in the slot
Gimma all your memory
Max your CPU out
Gonna metabyte yo ass baby
Let those speakers shout
It's time for a transfer
In 37.5 MB swimmers
Let your modem connect & your sharing accept
this program ain't for beginners
Gonna maximize your wavelengths
Upgrade your PCI bay
do you mind if we use a good video codec
and store it for a replay

Wanna give you all my files
Mass uploads online
So get your audio full blast
Get those LEDs shining bright
Some mechanics from the dark age
So modernize this caveman
Let's get your motherboard pulsating
I multitask with the right commands
Yes I'm gonna need some input
So I can make an output
I'm all across your network
Right brain to your left foot
I got an endless capacitor
But my CPU is turning slow
So before my system shuts down
Let's make a baby diode